I can't do a proper pose that quickly; worthless device. Ahem! You have reached the gallant Jiraiya! I am no doubt working on my next masterpiece right this minute, so my apologies for being so busy. Genius can't be rushed! But if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you righ--[BEEEEEP]

[The feed starts with an adorable, tiny fire-monkey messing with Jiraiya's gear. The tiny monkey chitters happily away at the screen for a minute and then proceeds to pull things out of Jiraiya's pack, one by one. There are the usual supplies, a Sage outfit (complete with prayer beads), odds and ends and ( Read more... )

[The first thing that comes into view is ground, followed by wild images of very pissed off sages and pretty much all of Ecruteak city as the sages guarding Bell Tower chase two very drunk ninja all across town! There is taunting of a very childish sort, and two of the sages have clearly been pantsed er, robed? Their robes have been pulled loose, ( Read more... )

[The feed gets turned on by a Poliwag rolling over the gear with a distressed "Poliiiii" and the first thing viewers are treated to is Tsunade punching Jiraiya hard in the face. Jiraiya manages to move to roll with the punch but only slides back a few feet and then flops on his face. He gets up after a moment, rubbing his cheek.]

Tsunade... is ( Read more... )